Excuse me.

Don't look at this. Stop reading this immediately. I'm only putting this here to fill space. I put this here to remind myself I have a blog here. There is no good reason for you to be reading this. You are actually being ridiculous right now. You should have stopped already. You are making yourself and me look awful. We're both laughing-stocks now. Thanks. Good for you. I hope you're proud of yourself. You make me sick. Goodbye.